The Frogenlander Times

UPDATE:

2006-03-25T12:49:00.000-08:00

Unfortunately, after the 'Sugar Coated War' truce, some rogue members of the Chocolatier Party, took Queen Tristany hostage, demanding all of the Frogenlanders' weapons, including the Nuclear Banana, the Giggle Cannon, and such. They did this without consent of the C.C.C. (Commander in Chief of the Chocolatiers)

Queen Tristany is currently trapped in a traffic-cone, non-five star, chocolatey cell.

EDIT: New reports from our Pasta Spies say that Queen Tristany has been taken hostage by none other than... get this... Her own sister, who abandoned her to go join the chocolatiers, and now is being held capture by her sister, Trillian, and her mother, Dr. Moriaty, otherwise known as Mrs_Roper.

Sugar Coated

2006-03-19T13:55:00.000-08:00

In the recent St. Patrick's day, the leaders of the opposing groups, Queen Trissy of the Frogenlanders, and C. C. C. Seraphima of the Chocolatiers, met up to ask about their Irish backgrounds.

Amazingly, Queen Trissy is 1/4 Irish, and C. C. C. Seraphima is 1/2 Irish. This war has come to an almost abrupt halt, and is now a mere border dispute.

The war will be back on if a Chocolatier comes to the Frogenland palace or the Frogenland waterfall, or if a Frogenlander goes to the Chocolate pond or the Chocolate palace.

The war is now, according to Queen Trissy, "Sugar Coated."

Warning:

2006-03-16T10:09:00.000-08:00

An alert to all residents of Frogenland: There have been some Mega-Super-Secret-Spy-Burritos going around Frogenland. If you see any Burritos with a green hat on, alert the Authorities, (Comtess, Trissy, Maxamm, Lauren) please.

Refined Architecture in Frogenland

2006-03-11T18:07:00.000-08:00

In the peaceful, non-chocolaty land of Frogenland, there is some fine architecture. There is, contrary to popular belief, an Empire State Building in Frogenland. It was built by our most wonderful queen, Queen Trissy. Tristany, will you please post a comment telling about this wonderful creation of yours?

English-Frogenlander Dictionary

2006-03-09T11:54:00.000-08:00

Chock Late Ears~~~~Chocolateers!
Engedi~~~~Attack plan
Anduri~~~~Shelter
C'tove~~~~Dragon
T'cove~~~~dragon Rider
Jim'harda~~~~Coward
Elthay'ah~~~~Sharp Shot
Megoras~~~~Medic
Dith'cel~~~~Leader

Start of the Frogenland Times

2006-03-09T10:08:00.000-08:00

I hope that the Frogenlanders will enjoy this website.